Sunday, October 26, 2003
YOU CRAZY BITCH
by Steve Stockwin, 8th Grader
“Hey little lady.”
“Can I interest you in a vial of eagle piss?”
“This eagle piss is the finest I've ever seen. Would you like me to sniff it for you?”
“In the tiny town of Helioxaoxuapaxo, the locals yearn for more eagle piss.”
“Notice the bright, husky aroma.”
“You 3Com Stadium poser.”
“You're my universe.”
“Psst…I'm a black masked dingo.”
“So little lady…”
“Wanna determine my ozone?”
“I'm salivating, not for you, but at the mere thought of delicious cobs.”
“How dare you segregate my cheesecake!”
“Fine. Hibernate, you fine cellophane!”
by Steve Stockwin, 8th Grader
“Hey little lady.”
“Can I interest you in a vial of eagle piss?”
“This eagle piss is the finest I've ever seen. Would you like me to sniff it for you?”
“In the tiny town of Helioxaoxuapaxo, the locals yearn for more eagle piss.”
“Notice the bright, husky aroma.”
“You 3Com Stadium poser.”
“You're my universe.”
“Psst…I'm a black masked dingo.”
“So little lady…”
“Wanna determine my ozone?”
“I'm salivating, not for you, but at the mere thought of delicious cobs.”
“How dare you segregate my cheesecake!”
“Fine. Hibernate, you fine cellophane!”
