Monday, March 31, 2008
HOLLYWOOD
Screenplays I'm Working On:
The Rapist (comedy)
Titboss
David Caruso's Marbled, Throbbing Dick
The Talented Mr. Titboss (too soon?)
Tarpsex 2021
Champagne Kittycats (docu-drama)
The Legacies Of Warbler Volume 2: A CGI-Infested Romp Through 2.5 Hours Of Shit From That Children's Book You Never Read But Now Everybody Loves
[Verb]-Ing [Girl's First Name] (straight to dvd)
That Guy From The Office Will Always Be Jim Halpert, No Matter What Film It Is (on hiatus)
Fussy Pony XII
Icky Baines: Child Psychologist (Rob Schneider verbally committed)
A 2.5 Hour Long Olive Garden Commercial
Stupid Fucking Children (in talks with Pixar)
Blog: The Movie (budget: $468 million)
David Faustino's Amazingly Sculpted Butt
Hogpresser
Bernadette Peters: The 106 & Park Appearances (not really sure how to write this but I already cashed the advance)
Law And Order: Excruciatingly Superfluous Unit
Space Jam (remake)
Screenplays I'm Working On:
The Rapist (comedy)
Titboss
David Caruso's Marbled, Throbbing Dick
The Talented Mr. Titboss (too soon?)
Tarpsex 2021
Champagne Kittycats (docu-drama)
The Legacies Of Warbler Volume 2: A CGI-Infested Romp Through 2.5 Hours Of Shit From That Children's Book You Never Read But Now Everybody Loves
[Verb]-Ing [Girl's First Name] (straight to dvd)
That Guy From The Office Will Always Be Jim Halpert, No Matter What Film It Is (on hiatus)
Fussy Pony XII
Icky Baines: Child Psychologist (Rob Schneider verbally committed)
A 2.5 Hour Long Olive Garden Commercial
Stupid Fucking Children (in talks with Pixar)
Blog: The Movie (budget: $468 million)
David Faustino's Amazingly Sculpted Butt
Hogpresser
Bernadette Peters: The 106 & Park Appearances (not really sure how to write this but I already cashed the advance)
Law And Order: Excruciatingly Superfluous Unit
Space Jam (remake)
